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July Jokesters

July 2, 2014
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Hi from McPopper Children’s Hospital! It’s Lily at the computer, and I hope your July is off to a great start. Since the Fourth of July is coming up on Friday, Dr. Duck Ling and I thought it would be the perfect time to tell you some Fourth of July jokes. And that way, you can tell them to your friends later this week! Here are some of our favorites:

What’s red, white, blue, and green? A patriotic frog!

What’s the best dance to perform on the Fourth of July? The Declaration of Independance.

Who is Kwon Do’s favorite founding Father? Bone Franklin.

What’s the best tea to drink on the Fourth of July? Statue of Libertea.

Do you have more jokes? Be sure to let us know! And don’t forget…have a critterrific Fourth of July!

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  1. July 12, 2014 8:50 pm

    A JOKE,,WHAT KEEPS RUNNING BUT STAYS IN THE SAME PLACE……..YOUR NOSE

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