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July Giggles

July 16, 2014
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Hi from McPopper Children’s Hospital! It’s Lily at the computer, and I hope you’re having a great day! With summer in full swing, Dr. Duck Ling has been telling so many funny summer jokes. I just had to share them with you!

What’s black, white, and red all over? A sunburned Dalmatian.

How does the sun drink water? Out of sunglasses.

What do you call an unsure pelican? A pelican’t.

Where’s the coolest place to go during the summer? Indoors.

Where does a kingfish live? In a sandcastle.

What do you call a lobster in a bad mood? A little crabby.

We hope you like our jokes, and we hope you’ll share your own jokes on our blog. And don’t forget…have a critterrific joke-filled day!

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