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Jokes in July!

July 1, 2015
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Hi from McPopper Children’s Hospital! It’s Lily at the computer, and I hope your first day of July is full of laughter! Why? Because today is International Joke Day! In honor of this awesome day, I have some jokes just for you that are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. And since the Fourth of July is right around the corner, I thought that my jokes should be about the holiday. Enjoy!

How do American flags say hello? They wave!

What should you write with on the Fourth of July? An independence.

What’s red, white, blue, and yellow? A patriotic duck.

Where’s the Liberty Bell located? In Philabellphia.

How do you get into the Statue of Liberty? You use the liberkey.

Be sure to send us your Fourth of July jokes. And don’t forget…have a critterrific (and safe) Fourth of July!

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